Temporal Stress Relief

Are you experiencing Time Dilation Anxiety Disorder (TAD)? Fear not, fellow time traveler! The Time Traveler's Survival Kit has got you covered. Our experts have curated a list of essential items to ease your journey through the fabric of time.

Emergency Supplies:

• Temporal Tinfoil (1 sheet, 3-oz) - Protect your brain from rogue chrono-signal radiation.
• Time Traveling Tissues (1000-count pack) - For those inevitable temporal tears.
• Time Dilation Gummies (50-count pack) - To keep your sanity intact during those pesky wormhole jumps.
• Chrono-Caffeine (1-lb bag) - A time-tested energy boost for those long temporal hauls.
• Time Sickness Medicine (1-bottle pack) - For when you're feeling a bit 'off' in the timestream.

Expert Advice:

Remember, time travel is all about the ride, not the destination. Stay hydrated, wear sunscreen, and never, ever, eat the free samples.

Visit our Time Traveler's Forum for support and advice from fellow time travelers.

And if all else fails, just Reset your temporal coordinates and try again.