Time Puns

Why did the time-traveling clock go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little "wound up"!

Time-traveling clocks have a lot on their mind.

They have a time bomb in their past, and a ticking clock in their future.

They are wound up about their time management!

"Dino-mite" joke, right?

"I'm a little 'dino-mite'ly worried about my past," said the time-traveling rabbit.

"Well, just 'tame' it," said the time-traveling dinosaur.

He kneaded to get out!

Time is a recipe for disaster, especially when it comes to relationships.

He was always a minute late, and it was crumby in the middle.