Temporal Tattos: Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway?

Welcome, fellow time travelers! Are you tired of the same old routine? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and utter chaos in the timeline?

Look no further than Temporal Tattos, where we specialize in:

• Temporal tattoos: Mark your body as a map of your time traveling escapades
• Chrono-cosmetics: Because who needs a social life when you can have a face made of pure, unadulterated time?
• Time paradox tattoos for all occasions: Because why not?

Check out our latest specials:

• Prehistoric Paradoxes: Where the dinos and humans collide
• Time Traveling Tattoos: For when you want to remember your vacation
• Time Paradoxes 101: Because 1 hour is not enough time