Welcome to the Time Traveling Regrets Time Paradox Department, where the fabric of space-time is constantly unraveling.

We're glad you're here! Our department is staffed by the world-renowned, the incomparable, and the slightly unhinged Professor T.

Meet Our Mentor, Professor T.

Professor T's area of expertise is Time Paradox Resolution, where he'll help you navigate the complexities of predestination, the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle, and the Grandfather Clause.

Don't worry, we won't make you choose between a lifetime of regret and a lifetime of 'I told you so's'. We'll help you navigate the multiverse with our patented Our Patented Time Traveling Technique.