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The TimeTravelingTerrors' ChronoAnomalies Page

Warning: Time travel is hazardous to your health. Or is it? Maybe you're already dead, but stuck in a never-ending loop of bureaucratic red tape.

Here's a list of the top chrono-anomalies we've encountered in our time-traveling adventures:

• The Great Sock Puppet Uprising: Where every time we tried to fix our socks in the washing machine, we ended up reliving the same 5-minute loop of chaos.
• The Fuzzy Feline Fiasco: When our cat, Mr. Whiskers, decided to rewrite the fabric of space-time with his laser pointer.
• The Infinite Tacos: A never-ending supply of the perfect taco, but at the cost of our sanity.
• Stealing The Wheel: We tried to go back in time and take back the wheel, but ended up stuck in a time loop of wheel-related puns.