Time Traveling Tips: Pre-Flight Turbulence

Welcome to the Time Traveling Tips guide, where we help you navigate the choppy waters of pre-flight turbulence.

Did you know that turbulence is just the airline's way of saying, "We're running late, but don't worry, it's not your fault?"

Here are some tips to keep in mind when faced with pre-flight turmoil:

• Hold on to your seat, but not too tightly, you don't want to be that guy.
• Don't look at your phone, it's not worth the risk of face-planting into the passenger in front of you.
• Take deep breaths, and try not to think about the impending doom that is the in-flight meal service.

For more advanced time traveling techniques, visit our Temporal Economics subpage.

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