Temporal Tourist Food Warning
DO NOT EAT THE SOUVLAKI!
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The Souvlaki of Samosata is a dish from a parallel universe, where the sauce is so potent it will transport you to a dimension of infinite hunger.
It's not just a food, it's a gateway to a world of never-ending burps and stomach aches.