Don't Eat The Fruit

When time-traveling, even the most seasoned temporal tourists can get caught off guard by the perils of the past.

Here are some tips to help you avoid the most common time-traveling tummy troubles:

Don't Drink The Water from the ancient civilizations, lest you want to end up with a case of the 14th century's dreaded 'Waterborne Wanderlust'

Don't Eat The Fish from the polluted rivers of medieval Europe, unless you enjoy a good dose of mercury poisoning

Stay safe, stay healthy, and for the love of all that is good and holy, Don't Eat The Foods that are clearly a recipe for disaster.

Or, you know, just stick to the snacks. They're safer.