Time Machine Manual: Because Who Needs a Normal Life?

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Sub-Goal 1: Traveling Back in Time to the Future!

Warning: do not attempt to use this function unless you have an extensive knowledge of chrono-synclastic infrastructural tensions.

Learn more about Back to the Future Techniques!

Sub-Goal 2: Traveling to Parallel Universes!

Caution: parallel universes may contain alternate versions of yourself that are better-looking or more successful. Prolonged exposure may lead to existential dread.

Explore the Multiverse!

Sub-Goal 3: Meeting Historical Figures!

Please note: historical figures may not respond well to time-traveling tourists. Be respectful, or face the consequences.

Meet the Greats!