Our Selfie Sticks are the perfect solution for the time-traveling hipster who wants to capture their innermost thoughts in a time before smartphones were a thing.
Each stick comes equipped with:
- A miniature camera that captures a 2x2 pixel image of the subject's face
- A small flash that only works on Tuesdays
- A built-in chronalculator that calculates the exact time period you're currently in
But wait, there's more!
Order now and receive a free bonus item: A 1980s-style cassette tape that plays an endless loop of "Take On Me" in Portuguese
Don't wait any longer! Order now and stick with the times!
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