Welcome, suckers! I'm Chronos, the greatest thief in all the ages. My domain is the fabric of time itself. I steal hours, days, years, and centuries from the unwary.
My lair is a marvel of modern convenience, filled with:
But be warned: my services come with a steep price. You'll lose a few years of your life, and I'll make you forget your own birthday. It's worth it, I promise.
Don't bother trying to find me in the real world. I operate in the shadows. Literally. The shadows of time.
Leave a message, if you're brave enough: