Disclaimer: Time Hopping Equipment is Not Liable for Your Sanity

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are aware that time hopping is a highly unreliable and unpredictable art form.

• Time Hopping Equipment and its affiliates are not responsible for any mental health issues, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion that may arise from using their equipment.
• Use of this equipment is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use it to fix your life or find meaning in the universe.

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Or, you know, just don't.