Multiple Timelines Paradox

Warning: this paradox is a recipe for disaster. Or is it?

Imagine a universe with multiple timelines, each branching off like a mad scientist's hairdo. You're in one timeline, but your doppelganger is in another, living an alternate reality where you're a chicken farmer.

Every decision creates a new timeline, like a cosmic game of choose your own adventure. Want to see what happens if you chose the donut over the salad? Click here to find out.

But wait, there's more! What if you chose the salad over the donut? Click here to see the consequences of your questionable dietary decisions.

Other notable timelines include:

Don't get too lost in the multiverse. Your sanity (and your social life) might just not survive.