Time Turnip: A Paradox of Epic Proportions

Warning: Time Turnip is a paradox so powerful, it's been known to turn the fabric of spacetime into a delicious, crunchy snack.

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Time Turnip has been linked to spontaneous human combustion, temporal whiplash, and an increased risk of getting stuck in a time loop.

Side effects: Time turnip may cause:

Subpages:

Turnip Toxocity: The Hidden Dangers of Time Turnip

The Turnip Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost in Time