Time Machine Technical Documentation
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Assembly and Disassembly
Warning: Do not attempt to assemble the time machine without first reading this documentation. Failure to do so may result in unintended consequences, such as:
- Temporal displacement
- Spontaneous combustion
- Unplanned visits from your past self
Step 1: Acquire the necessary components
Obtain the following parts:
- Time-space continuum stabilizer (TSCS)
- Chrono-temporal accelerator (CTA)
- Temporal displacement dampener (TDD)
Step 2: Assemble the time machine
Follow these steps carefully:
- Screw the TSCS into the chronal plate
- Insert the CTA into the time-space interface
- Connect the TDD to the temporal power source
Step 3: Test the time machine
Turn the power switch, set the time coordinates, and hold on for... well, you know.