Welcome to the Time Paradox Simulator!

Fixing time travel glitches since 2056.

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Disclaimer: Time travel is still largely experimental and not recommended. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, unexplained disappearances, and existential dread. Consult a professional (or a really smart friend) before proceeding.

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