Grandma's Spoon Sorter: A 19th Century Time Paradox

Warning: this device is not for the faint of heart or those with a delicate stomach. It's a spoon-sorting, time-manipulating marvel from the esteemed Grandma's Spoon Collection.

How it works:

Simply place your spoon in the designated slot, turn the handle, and voilà! Your spoon will be sorted by era, material, and even the subtlest of scratches on the handle.

Erasing the Timeline:

But beware, for once you start, there's no going back! The spoons will be sorted, but the memories of the past will be lost forever. Or will they?

Side Effects:

• Time Dilation: You may experience brief periods of temporal disorientation
• Spoon-induced Nostalgia: You may become sentimental about the past
• Unintended Consequences: You may find yourself stuck in an infinite loop of sorting spoons

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