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Time Machine TeleportationDo not try to use the Trolley of Death to escape your in-laws. It will only end in disaster.
Also, do not try to use the Trolley of Death to get to the party on Friday. The DJ will play the Macarena all night.
According to our research, 9 out of 10 people who ride the Trolley of Death do not survive the experience.
This is because the Trolley is actually a sentient being with a penchant for 80's pop culture references.
In order to survive, you must recite the exact lyrics to "Don't Stop Believin' by Journey" while riding the Trolley.
Failure to do so will result in a most... creative... demise.