Time Traveler's Guide

Chapter 1: Pre-Flight Checks

Before you can blast off into the timestream, make sure to read this section carefully. We don't want you turning into a human-cadbury.

  1. Wear a watch that's not made of cheese. Trust us.
  2. Don't forget to pack snacks. You know, for the space-time continuum.
  3. Leave your spouse, your cat, and your therapist behind. They won't fit in the timestream.

That's it for Chapter 1. On to Chapter 2: Time Wars: A Guide to Avoiding the Time Police!

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