As a seasoned time traveler, you've got souvenirs from every era. But have you ever stopped to think, "Where did I put the Ming dynasty vase again?"
Properly filing away your souvenirs ensures you won't be stuck in 14th century Europe for the next 500 years trying to find that one rare, priceless artifact you picked up in a dodgy market in 15th century Florence.
Our patented SouvenirFiler 3000 system helps you keep track of every item, every era, and every existential crisis that comes with it.
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This product has not been tested on actual time travelers. Results may vary.