Time Hopping 101: Tip #8 - Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Caught
Are you tired of being caught by those pesky Time Authority Agents? Want to avoid the whole 'temporal re-education' thing? Look no further! This tip will teach you how to avoid detection and live life as a free spirit.
Step 1: Avoid Sudden Time Jumps - Don't be like that one guy who just shows up in the middle of a crowded marketplace in ancient Egypt, shouting "I'm here for the cheese!"
// Example of a bad time jump
// alert("I'm here! I'm here!");
// console.log("You have been detected, agent.");
Step 2: Blend In - Dress like the locals, eat like the locals, and for the love of God, don't use any of that fancy chrono-tech.
Step 3: Stay Informed - Keep up with the local news and events. Who's in charge now? What's the local gossip?
Step 4: Be Prepared - Always carry a spare set of clothes, a good supply of snacks, and a reliable map of the local area.