Temporal Loops - Safety Protocols
Temporal Loops: The Unreliable Guide to Time Hopping
Warning: Time Hopping is not for the faint of heart. Temporal Loops are not just a thrill ride, they're a ticking time bomb. But, hey, if you're feeling reckless, here's a safety protocol that might just save your skin.
Pre-Loop Checklist
- Check the local time-space continuum for anomalies.
- Perform a thorough risk assessment.
- Consult with a certified Time Traveler's Insurance Agent.
- Wear your seatbelt (literally).
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Looping In: The Basics
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From the depths of our research, we've discovered the following temporal loops to be the most... shall we say, 'reliable'.
Post-Loop Protocol
Upon completion of your temporal loop, please return to our office, sign a waiver, and collect your participation prize. If you're feeling... temporally disoriented, our on-staff Psychologist will be happy to provide a listening ear.
Or just go back to your normal life. We won't judge.