Time Dilation Dinner: A Night to Remember

Wherein we dine on temporal delicacies and make merry

Join us for an evening of:

See the Time Slippage Swap, where we trade hours for hors d'oeuvres!

And then visit the Temporal Tapas Bar, where our bartenders will swap seconds with you!

When: Every Tuesday

Where: The Chrono-Corner Café

Who: Time Hopping Enthusiasts of all Ages!

Why: Because Time Dilation Dinner, duh!

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