Planetary Realigner 9000 - Cosmic Resonance Tuning

Adjust the planets to their optimal resonant frequency. Because, you know, the universe is a mess.

This tool allows you to realign your planet to its optimal resonant frequency, ensuring maximum harmony and minimal existential dread.

Features:

• Resonant frequency calibration
• Planetary harmonization protocol
• Galactic synchronization

Warning: Use with caution. Incorrect use may cause:

• Unpredictable time-space distortions
• Uncontrolled planetary wobbles
• Existential crisis