Temporal Roulette: Accidents waiting to happen

Welcome, Time Traveler, to our Temporal Rouletteæk affairs! Where the odds are stacked against you, and the clock is always ticking.

Our team of expert Temporal Prophets have analyzed the fabric of time and have identified the most likely accidents to befall you in the next 7.32 seconds.

Here are your top 5 predictions:

• 1. Spilled Coffee Incident (85% probability)
• 2. Inconvenience Store Trip (72% probability)
• 3. Spilled Milk Incident (56% probability)
• 4. Bad Parking Lot Choice (43% probability)
• 5. Inadvertent Turn on The Coffee Maker (21% probability)