Welcome to Time Jumpers Anonymous, where time is a joke.
Join us for our weekly meetings, where we jump through time like it's a trampoline.
Our motto: "Time is a joke, but our meetings are a real pain."
Steampunk Timeship Time Paradox Chrono Copter Time Cannon Time Cycle Time Machine MuseumOur flagship Steampunk Timeship, piloted by our fearless leader, Captain Tempus.
Equipped with a trusty time-traveling toaster and a top-hat-wearing robotic parrot.
Steampunk Timeship Specifications Steampunk Timeship HistoryOur time paradox machine, capable of creating infinite timelines.
Currently experiencing a bit of a glitch, but we're working on it.
Time Paradox Problems Time Paradox SolutionsOur time-traveling helicopter, because who needs a boring old submarine?
Currently experiencing a bit of turbulence, but we're working on it.
Chrono Copter Specifications Chrono Copter HistoryOur time-traveling cannon, capable of firing temporal projectiles.
We're currently testing its range, but it's still a work in progress.
Time Cannon Technology Time Cannon PoliticsOur time-traveling bicycle, because why not?
Currently experiencing some issues with its pedals, but we're on it.
Time Cycle Specifications Time Cycle HistoryOur museum of time-traveling machines, because we're proud of our collection.
Currently featuring the Steampunk Timeship, the Time Paradox, and the Chrono Copter.
Steampunk Timeship Time Paradox Chrono Copter