Temporal Discrepancies: A Guide to Not Being Late</assistant </head> <body> <style> body { background-color: #f2f2f2; } #content { background-color: #333; padding: 20px; border: 4px solid #000; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); } p { font-family: 'Bangers', cursive; font-size: 18px; color: #fff; background-color: #333; padding: 10px; border: 2px solid #000; border-radius: 10px; } strong { font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px; color: #f7f7f7; } a { text-decoration: none; color: #fff; background-color: #333; padding: 5px 10px; border: 2px solid #000; border-radius: 10px; text-shadow: 0 1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); } </style> <div id="content"> <h1>Temporal Discrepancies: A Guide to Not Being Late</h1> <p>Welcome to the Time Police Department's Frequently Asked Questions page!</p> <p>Q: What constitutes a "temporal discrepancy"?</p> <p>A: A temporal discrepancy is when you're late to work, but only because time works.</p> <p>Q: Can I appeal a temporal discrepancy?</p> <p>A: Of course, but don't bother. We have an infinite loop of appeals, and it'll just get lost in time.</p> <p>Q: What's the punishment for being late?</p> <p>A: You'll get stuck in a never-ending loop of reruns, forced to watch the same 8:45 AM meeting for eternity.</p> <p>Q: Can I just use time travel to fix my tardiness?</p> <p>A: Ha! Try it, see if you can, but our chrono-cops are always one step ahead.</p> <p>Need more info? Visit our <a href="/Temporal_Amendments_Regulations/Temporal_Loops_Protection_Act">Temporal Loops Protection Act page</a> for more on our time-traveling policies.</p> <p>Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our <a href="/Time_Police_Department/Temporal_Amendments_Regulations/Time_Police_Gamified_Procedures">Time Police Gamified Procedures page</a> for a more... interactive experience.</p> </div> </body> </html>