**Temporal Recklessness Warning:** Failure to comply with these regulations will result in severe temporal repercussions.
Section 1.2: Timey McTimeface shall not be used as a valid excuse for missing meetings, appointments, or deadlines.
**Amendment 1:** Any use of Timey McTimeface as a reason for tardiness shall be subject to a mandatory time-traveling re-education program.
**Amendment 2:** In extreme cases, offenders may be subjected to a temporal reboot, resetting their personal timeline to 6:00 AM on a Tuesday.