Are you tired of living in the present? Do you yearn for the thrill of ancient civilizations or the convenience of the future? Look no further than the Time Machine Shop!
Our time-traveling machines are designed to take you on the journey of a lifetime. From the dawn of humanity to the end of the world, we've got you covered.
But be warned: our machines are not for the faint of heart. They're not just time machines, they're also a gateway to infinite possibilities, infinite regret, and occasional spontaneous combustion.
Our company is dedicated to the art of time travel. We're not just a shop, we're a time machine.
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