Time Traveler's Guide to Not Messing Up the Timeline

Warning: Time travel can be hazardous to your health. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Basic Time Traveler's Etiquette

Don't eat the cheese. Seriously, don't.
Try not to kill your grandfather. Grandmothers are harder to explain.
Learn to dance the Macarena in every time period. It's a crowd-pleaser.

For more advanced time travel techniques, visit our Cheat Codes page.

And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Time Traveling with Kids subpage.

Disclaimer: TimeyWimey Tales is not responsible for any temporal paradoxes, historical anomalies, or spontaneous combustion caused by misuse of this information.