TimeParadoxes/PreventingPredestination
Warning: Time Paradoxes can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure may cause:
- Causality Loops
- Temporal Singularity
- Existential Dread
Prevention Strategies:
Fortunately, there are ways to avoid these unpleasant side effects. Here are some tips to help you navigate the treacherous waters of Time Paradoxes:
- Stay in the present. Literally. Don't look back.
- Avoid paradoxical events. Steer clear of any timeline-altering activities.
- Learn from the past, but don't get too attached. Memories are like paradoxical landmines, waiting to blow your timeline to kingdom come.
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