Stealing the Past | Timeline Tips
Chapter 1: The Heist
It all started with a simple idea: what if I could just go back in time and steal all the good stuff from history?
I spent years studying the art of time travel, pouring over dusty tomes and crumbling scrolls, until I finally cracked the code.
With my trusty time machine - a rickety old DeLorean with a wonky time-traveling device duct-taped to the back - I set off on my journey through the ages.
First stop: ancient Egypt. I made off with a golden pharaoh's headdress, a few choice artifacts, and a few decent selfies with the pyramids.
Next up: the Wild West. I rustled up some gold nuggets, a wanted poster, and a few well-worn cowboy boots.
But the pièce de résistance was yet to come: I traveled back to ancient Greece, where I swiped the original Olympic torch, a few choice amphorae, and a rather fetching Greek vase.