Welcome to the Memory Masher 3000! Here, you can forget all about your troubles. Literally.
Our state-of-the-art memory eraser will wipe all your memories clean in just a few short clicks! Don't worry about losing your identity; we've got a great selection of pre-made personas to replace your old self.
But be warned: our eraser is not just for forgetfulness. It's also great for: buying out your memories, having fun with forgetful games, or just plain surplus memory disposal.
Click the big red button below to start mashing! (Note: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: temporary or permanent identity loss, confusion, disorientation, and/or existential dread.)