Disco Ball Gun: Positioning for Maximum Funk

Get your groove on with our patented Disco Ball Gun technology, designed to blast the perfect disco beat into the hearts of your enemies.

But first, you need to position the gun just right. Here's a few tips:

Stand 5 feet away from your target. Any closer and you'll just end up getting tangled in their polyester pants.
Make sure the gun is at a 45-degree angle to the dance floor. You don't want to hit any of the other partygoers.
Adjust your platform shoes for maximum bounce. You want to be able to move with the rhythm of the music.

And remember, practice makes perfect. Don't be surprised when your arch-nemesis starts dancing with their eyes closed, lost in the funk.