Chapter 1: The Basics of Being Invisible
To be invisible, you need to know the basics. First, you must understand that the key to invisibility is not actually being invisible, but rather, being in plain sight while being completely ignored.
Start by wearing a bright orange jumpsuit, a fedora, and a pair of oversized novelty sunglasses. This will make you stand out in a crowd, making it easier for people to overlook you.
Next, practice your 'I'm not here' face. Stare intensely at a nearby wall, and when people approach, pretend to be deeply engrossed in the wall's fascinating texture.
Remember, the key to success is to be completely uninteresting.
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