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What you're seeing here is just a fraction of our vast, highly classified collection of code snippets. We've got the recipes, the hacks, the backdoors... you name it.
But don't get too excited, this is just the appetizer. The main course is reserved for those with clearance level 4 and above. You know who you are (or don't, but we do).
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Good luck getting past this point, Agent.