Acquire 3 cups of mayonnaise, 2 cups of ketchup, 1 cup of relish, and a pinch of magic.
Get the full ingredients list hereIn a large bowl, combine mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish. Stir counterclockwise for 7 times, then clockwise for 3 times.
Learn the art of mixing like a proSprinkle the pinch of magic over the mixture and stir once more. If the mixture doesn't turn into a delicious, edible glitter bomb, start over.
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