Welcome to the never-ending, always-changing, utterly unpredictable land of Even More Frenzy. Where yesterday's news becomes today's meme, and tomorrow's catastrophe is just another Tuesday.
Stay vigilant, stay alert, and above all, stay ready for the impending doom that is our daily life here.
We've got the latest updates on our News Feed, where the most recent, most absurd, and most likely-to-be-entirely-false breaking news stories are always just a click away.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can check out our Random Acts of Chaos subpage, where we document the most bewildering, the most inexplicable, and the most just plain weird events that are sure to make you question the very fabric of our reality.
And if you're still awake after all that, be sure to visit our Chaos Theory 101 page, where we break down the complex, the absurd, and the just plain ridiculous into simple, bite-sized chunks of utter confusion.