Avoid eye-catching deals on the Sausage Cart at all costs. Their "Limited Time Offers" are merely a thinly veiled attempt to distract you from the fact that their sausages are actually sentient.
Legend has it they once convinced a brave adventurer to buy a 'Gourmet Sausage Platter' for '50% off' only to discover upon opening it at home that the platter was in fact an actual platter – a platter that had been used as a makeshift sled by the cart's proprietor, Mr. Sausagebeard, to deliver his sausages across the frozen tundra of the local market.
Don't say we didn't warn you, traveler.
Want more rogue tips? Rogue Tip #1: Always trust the local baker, Rogue Tip #2: Never trust the local baker, or Rogue Tip #4: The answer is actually 'always trust the local baker'.