Getting Stuck in the Past

Warning: Do Not Attempt

Caution: You may experience symptoms including but not limited to:

• Temporal displacement
• Disorientation
• Inability to participate in modern society
• Uncontrollable nostalgia for vinyl records

Reasons You Might Get Stuck:

1. Visiting a historical reenactment camp as a participant
2. Getting lost in a time loop movie marathon
3. Trying to pay with cash at a modern business
4. Misusing a time-traveling DeLorean for personal transportation

What to Do If You Get Stuck:

• Call the Past Traveler's Helpline (1-800-PAST-HELP)
• Seek assistance from a qualified temporal therapist
• Practice your 80s trivia to pass the time
• Learn to make a decent grilled cheese sandwich from scratch

Getting Stuck in the Future? Don't Worry, We'll Get You Sorted.