Complaints - About The Elevator - Music Is Too Loud

Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to express my deep frustration with the elevator music selection. The cacophony of cat-themed children's songs is an affront to my sensitive ears.

As I'm sure you're aware, the current playlist is a travesty, an aural assault on my sanity. The incessant "Who's on the Top, Who's on the Botton?" refrain is a cruel joke, and the "I'm a Little Teapot" tune is an affront to all that's good and holy.

Request to remove all cat-themed music from the elevator playlist.
Suggest a more soothing playlist, perhaps something with soothing whale sounds or the works of Chopin.

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Remove All Pop Music

I demand that you remove all pop music from the elevator playlist. Nothing but classical music, perhaps some Bach or Beethoven, will suffice.

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Play The Macarena Instead

I demand that you play the Macarena in the elevator. It is the perfect blend of upbeat and soothing, and its repetitive, sing-along chorus will undoubtedly lift the mood of all who enter.

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