Los Angeles Farts: The Ultimate Guide

Farting Prophets of the City

Los Angeles farts are a force to be reckoned with. Our city's farts have been known to knock down palm trees, blind people on prophets of doom, and clear the skies of smog. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Meet the Farting Prophets who've dedicated their lives to this noble pursuit.

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