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Flatulent Foods - Where the Air is Sweet

We specialize in sourcing the most unlikely of gaseous fuels for the modern consumer. Our team of experts scour the globe for the rarest, most exotic flatulents.

Our flagship product: Carbonated Sardines - a delicacy from the depths of the Mariana Trench, prized for its potent, explosive properties.

Learn about our Crystallized Ferments | Explore our Unrefined Gasses

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Flatulent Foods of the Sea