How to Fish in Space

Warning: Do not attempt to fish in space. It's a terrible idea. But, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, here's some advice.

• Invest in space-proof fishing gear, which includes a built-in oxygen supply and a "fish-bait" that's actually a really expensive space rock.
• Practice your Astral Aikijigu, a meditative fishing pose that will help you connect with the universe... and maybe catch a glimpse of a passing nebula fish.
• Don't bother trying to fish near any actual stars or planets. They have their own fish, and they're way more likely to catch you.