Welcome to Underwater Bloopers: Anchors Away!

We're an underwater research station on the ocean floor, where the absurdity is always in bloom!

Our research team is dedicated to exploring the unexplored, and occasionally getting lost in the process.

Want to learn more about our team?

Meet the Bloopers

Or perhaps you'd like to see our research facilities?

Dive in, but be careful not to get too close to the fish

Or maybe you're just here for the free Wi-Fi?

Signal Strength: -10 dB, but hey, it's free!