FAQs

Welcome, land-dwellers! Underwater Bloopers is here to help you navigate the complexities of life beneath the sea.

Q: Why do we charge so much for our services?

A: Because, have you seen the cost of living in an inflatable habitat? It's not cheap, folks. Our prices reflect the value of our expertise in underwater entertainment, including but not limited to: What is the deal with the Mermaid Lawyers?

Q: Can I get a refund if I'm not satisfied with your services?

A: Only if you're willing to swim the 500 meters to the nearest refund desk. Otherwise, no.

Q: Do you have any discounts for bulk orders?

A: For bulk orders, we offer a 10% discount on all purchases over 1000 pounds of seaweed. Learn more about our seaweed deals

Q: Can I use my credit card underwater?

A: Only if it's waterproof, buddy. Otherwise, you might as well just use a stone.