Best Blooping Practices

Chapter 1: Don't be a Blooping Newb

Underwater Bloopers are a real thing. Don't pretend like you're not aware. Here's what you should be doing:

• Don't Bloop in shallow waters. You'll just get hurt.
• Wear a decent pair of flippers. Not those flimsy ones that fall apart.
• Learn to hold your breath. It's not that hard, folks.

And for the love of Neptune, read the safety manual!

Chapter 2: Advanced Blooping Techniques

You've mastered the basics, now it's time to get fancy:

• Practice your Blooping with underwater juggling!
• Learn to navigate through kelp forests with ease!
• Bloop while blindfolded. It's a real challenge, we swear.

Want more? Check out Blooping competitions for the pros!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Extreme Spelunking!