A: No. That would be fin-tastic. But we're a group of humans who love playing pranks on each other while swimming in the deep blue.
Learn more about Tentaculars, our favorite underwater sports!
Or check out our Fincredible Feats page for more aquatic shenanigans!
A: Ha! You wish. Our CEO, Steve, tried it once. He lasted 5 seconds before getting eaten by a shark.
Read our Steve The Stupid story to learn more about the time Steve swam with a fish!
A: No, but you do need to be willing to get pranked by your coworkers. We have an extensive library of pranks, including but not limited to: the classic "fishy-fart" and the infamous "octo-ninja".
Check out our Pranklopedia for more info on our extensive collection of pranks!
A: Yes! That's just a typical Tuesday for our fearless leader, Steve. He wears a tutu to work every day, even under water.
See more of our Steve In A Tutu series for more pictures of Steve in various tutus!
A: No, that's a lie. We're actually run by a group of accountants who just really love aquatic puns.
Check out our Aquatic Puns page for more fin-tastic jokes!
A: Sorry, that's need-to-know. But if you're really curious, try asking Steve. He'll probably just tell you a bunch of nonsense about fish sticks and seaweed salad.
Read more about our LaLaLair on our "Secret" page, if you can find it!