We're not sure what's worse, the lack of oxygen or the existential dread of being stuck in a never-ending loop of coral reef.
You've been underwater for weeks, but your mind's still reeling from the shock of seeing your ex's profile picture on a fish's butt.
We thought we'd never make it out. But here we are, on the surface, staring at the abyss of our own insignificance.
It's time for our hero to take a deep breath, and by deep breath, we mean a shallow one, because let's be real, we're still recovering from all that waterlogged brain damage.
Next chapter: Chapter 2: The Great Fish-fu