html Top Ten List: The Giant Squid

The Giant Squid, reaching lengths of up to 20 feet in length and weighing over 1,000 pounds, is the undisputed champion of sea monsters. Its massive tentacles have been known to drag sailors off ships and devour them whole. Its massive beady eyes glow like lanterns in the dark, illuminating a trail of destruction in its wake.

But don't just take our word for it - here are the top ten reasons why the Giant Squid is the ocean's most feared creature:

  1. The Giant Squid has been known to eat a ship's anchor for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
  2. Its massive tentacles are strong enough to snap a steel cable in half.
  3. It can change color to blend in with its surroundings, making it nearly invisible.
  4. It's got a PhD in Cephalopod Psychology, and knows just how to drive its victims mad.
  5. It can swim faster than any other sea monster, reaching speeds of up to 25 knots.
  6. It's been known to play the trombone.
  7. It can shoot ink at the speed of light, making it nearly impossible to see.
  8. It's got a collection of 1000+ antique anchors, which it uses as a hobby.
  9. It's the only sea monster that's ever been to the moon.